A lot can change in a few short months. I guess you could say I’ve been quieter than usual which is odd right, as normally you can’t shut me up but don’t worry, I’m still me, but there’s definitely something different. Good different. The title says it all really, and it’s definitely becoming a truth… Continue reading The Best Relationships Begin Unexpectedly
As a female who has formed a surprisingly lucrative career out of knowing everything there is to know about the world of dating, sex and relationships, and as a woman with a whole lot of male friends, it has come to my attention that there’s a pretty pressing issue out there that no one seems to… Continue reading Don’t Get Down If You Can’t Get It Up
Tired of Tinder? Yeah, aren’t we all. It’s totally lost it’s novelty and the constant swiping has become pretty soul-destroying. Dating in this day and age is hard enough without the added confusion coming from the stigma attached to certain online platforms and let’s be honest, we’re all waiting for the next best thing in… Continue reading Tired of Tinder? Hop on to Rabbit
Catfishing is a worrying phenomenon, and one that certainly doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. For those of you not in the know, a ‘catfish’ is someone who lures you into a relationship by adopting a fictional online persona. Pretty crafty eh? This sucks, truly it does. I mean, in a perfect world, we should… Continue reading 6 Simple Rules To Avoid Being Catfished
In this day and age, I think it’s safe to say that when it comes to sex, we’re never really satisfied and that can be a good thing! Great sex between two people doesn’t just happen – you’ve got to make it happen – so we’re always looking for new and exciting ways to take… Continue reading Forget Your Average Orgasm… Customise Your Climax With Moregasm Contour!
There I was. Saturday morning – 9am. Perched on the end of my bed wearing nothing but a towel, and shivering as I felt the cold water from my wet hair drip down my back as tears rolled down my cheeks onto the phone I was holding. Why? It all started just under a year… Continue reading The Date That Ran Away
As a girl, conventional wisdom suggests that preparing for a first date isn’t plain, it’s a pain. You want to feel fabulous and of course, we ladies don’t do things by halves and I definitely fall into this category. You wan’t to make sure everything’s sorted for the main event, right down to where you’re going… Continue reading First Date Prep For Glasgow Girls
Firstly, I’d like to apologise. What for you ask? Well, discussing the topic of anal when your Mum might be hovering over your shoulder. What I’m not sorry for is actually writing a blog (and having a good ol’ chat) about anal sex. These days, sex isn’t just your average missionary position, there’s all sortsa… Continue reading Anal Sex: Is it really a pain in the arse?
There comes a time in every girl’s life when she finds herself alone somewhere thinking about, well, life in general. It’s a completely unavoidable situation so alas, there I was, it was a Thursday night. I’d had a bath (completed with a glorious Lush bath bomb) and was now sprawled across my bed in some rather… Continue reading I Don’t Need Sex, I Want A Hug
As you all know by now, I have been single for a very, very, very long time so I haven’t yet reached the stage within a relationship where the spark starts to die down. In fact, I haven’t even had a spark as of late, never mind the chance for it to disappear. Regardless of… Continue reading Wanna Spice Up Your Sex Life? Time To Get The Dewci Box
Fizzling sure as hell isn’t a new concept in the dating world. In fact, it’s been a common occurrence for many, many years and I, amongst hundreds and thousands of others I imagine, have experienced it. It’s not a nice thing to go through, but as long as you can recognise if and when it’s… Continue reading So You’ve Been Fizzled Out…
As a dating blogger, it’s no surprise that I get a whole lot of messages each day from all sorts of people from all walks of life, but one thing that seems to keep cropping up in conversation is not being able to get past the first date. This doesn’t just apply to ladies either,… Continue reading 7 Reasons You Can’t Get Past The First Date
It’s no secret as to why people say that women are from Venus and men are from Mars, in fact it couldn’t be more true. We forget this sometimes. We women try to read men like we read ourselves and wonder why we simply can’t figure them out. It’s because we’re different – monumentally different –… Continue reading 6 Signs He Does NOT Want To Be With You
As a universal rule, I tend to only go to parties at the weekend because a) no party organised midweek would be worth going to, and b) there was no way in hell I could survive a day at work with a monumental hangover. This day was a Saturday, and the party was the apartment… Continue reading The Most Degrading Sex Of My Life
Did you know that May is National Masturbation Month? No, nor did I until about 10 minutes ago, but you wouldn’t would you. Masturbation still seems like an incredibly taboo topic of conversation and you certainly wouldn’t be discussing your self-gratification routines with colleagues over lunch in the office. The general population wouldn’t dare talk… Continue reading It’s Okay To Play (With Yourself)
It’s no secret that we now live in a virtual world. If you want a pizza, you can get on JustEat & have one delivered in half an hour. If you want to listen to a song, you can get on YouTube & listen to it instantly. If you want to go on a date,… Continue reading 6 Reasons I’m Bloody Bored of Tinder
It wasn’t a particularly exciting night. In fact, it was more ordinary than most. As always, I’d finished work and made my way home to indulge in an evening of secret eating, binge watching television and potentially sifting my way through a series of new matches on Tinder. Wild, I know. It was on this… Continue reading The Date That Never Spoke
A first date is never an easy experience. Sure, in the back of our minds, we adopt a carefree attitude and at face value, attempt to show that it’s just a casual drink and chat when in reality, it’s anxiety personified. You’re nervous, excited, worried, happy – an amalgamation of emotions we humans simply weren’t… Continue reading 15 First Date Feels From WWE
Ghosting. I think we’ve all done it for one reason or another, but I’m here to tell you that it’s not big and it’s not clever. It’s bloody ridiculous. Ghosting is the new fangled term for an old trend of avoidance in the dating world and it really is a shame that this has to… Continue reading What Does It Mean To Be Ghosted?
Come on now, don’t shy away from the screen. As much as we might hate to admit it, we’ve all done it. There comes (or will come) certain times in our life when we’re sat at home, alone, and we begin to think – what a dangerous past-time. Thoughts of ‘what if’ and ‘why not’… Continue reading 6 Reasons To Never Have Sex With Your Ex
That’s right. I said it. I was a happy-go-lucky girl in Glasgow but at the moment, I won’t lie, I’m a bit dead inside. Why? I’ve become the latest victim of the biggest serial killer around – serial dating. I’m not trying to be a serial dater by any means – believe me – there’s… Continue reading The Biggest Serial Killer? Serial Dating.
With the rise of dating apps and meeting people online, it’s no surprise that there can be a few horrors thrown into the mix. You’ve definitely got to sieve through the mud to find the gold, and in between, the chances of you coming across a few beasts in between is pretty high. Don’t worry though, if… Continue reading 10 Monsters Of Online Dating
It has come to my attention that we millennials are really embracing the whole ‘carpe diem’ movement when it comes to courtship and canoodling. Back in the day, it would be monumentally frowned upon if we were to spend a night between with the sheets with another and nothing more. Nowadays, you’d be lucky if… Continue reading Behold – The Half Night Stand
It seems a whole lot of people are bogged down this month, what with Christmas being so far in the past and the New Year blues kickin’ in, so I’m going to turn your frowns upside down by doing something a little bit different – I’m gonna make your January a little more Jurassic. As… Continue reading 20 Scenes From Jurassic Park That Definitely Describe Dating
So a few years ago, back when I was a carefree 21 year old who’d just embarked upon a new career (and was a size 10 might I add), I dated a gentleman who I later referred to as “The Player”. If you didn’t read about my dating experience with “The Player” – read it… Continue reading The Player’s Apology